Reasons Why I’m Still Single #642

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

I don’t like to brag, but… who owns every Scooby-Doo on DVD?
Yeah… it’s this guy.

Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single #606

Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single

Being 25 and still going out to catch fireflies isn’t immature.
It’s- eh, let’s go with “whimsical.”

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #530

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

One day, I’ll find a guy who isn’t entirely turned off by the fact that I usually fall asleep to Batman: The Animated Series.
Here’s to hoping he’ll be legal…

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #529

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

… how many episodes of Arthur is too many to watch in one sitting?
How about when you’re 25?

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #512

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

I was pretending to be a Twizzlers vampire… back off.

I’m 25 years old and I still play with my food.

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #497

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Just last week I got yelled at for being not being able to say the word “penis.”
Peeper. Wee wee. Junk. Danger Zone.
But never penis. I am 25 years old.

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #453

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Did I download a show, sight unseen, because it was called Wizards vs Aliens? I dunno, maybe… okay, make that definitely. I definitely did.
I mean, honestly, it’s wizards and aliens, how could that be bad?!?
… oh, and shock of the century, it’s a kid’s show. I am a goddamn child.

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #452

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

I am a grown ass man.
… eh, it’s never stopped me before.

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #419

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

My friends and I are having a discussion about which one of the Josie & the Pussycats we are… we are grown men.

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #398

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

… how old is “too old” to laugh at those Parking in Rear signs?