You ever have those moments where it dawns on you just how single you are?
This is a page devoted to all of those hilariously tragic reminders.
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Reasons Why I'm Still Single 
May 31st, 2011 at 9:44 AM
I stumbled onto your blog and read like 10 of them and I don’t have time for more right now, so I am subscribing to your blog because you made me laugh out loud at 6:45 in the morning when I’m supposed to be hard at work and my husband caught me laughing and asked what was so funny and I had to lie so he wouldn’t know I was screwing around.
June 1st, 2011 at 6:59 AM
I’m glad I could make you laugh!
Thanks for reading!
June 20th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Haha too funny! Thanks for all of the hilarious insight 🙂
Wendi
http://thisthatandtheotherthang.wordpress.com
June 22nd, 2011 at 7:51 AM
Thanks for reading!
July 31st, 2011 at 12:56 AM
I love your blog.
But what are you going to do when you’re no longer single?
August 2nd, 2011 at 8:09 AM
Thanks for reading! … and raising a point of concern haha
I just figured, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it, eh?
I also hope to get to a point where other people feel comfortable contributing here so if you know anyone of interest (or are interested) yourself, please shoot me an e-mail!
CalKersten@gmail.com
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Your blog is really funny, I want to read more but don’t have time at the moment but I will be back.
August 23rd, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Any reading is much appreciated!
I hope you’ve enjoyed it!
September 15th, 2011 at 7:33 PM
This is some hilarious reading! Couldn’t help but to start from ur first post…read about 2 months so far and I’m hooked. Gunna subscribe! Ur too funny..definitely shudn’t be single in my opinion.
September 19th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
Such kind words! Thank you!
October 21st, 2011 at 10:50 AM
your blog pretty much reminded me just how single i am. hahaha
October 24th, 2011 at 7:48 AM
I’d be lying if I said that it didn’t give me a little comfort that I’m not alone in this… haha
December 19th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Hi, this is just to let you know that I very much enjoy your blog and have nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award. I hope you accept it and keep writing such great stuff!
http://misslaurac.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/im-so-versatile/
Thanks a lot,
Laura
December 20th, 2011 at 7:28 AM
I’m working on my response now!
Thanks so much for the nomination!
December 24th, 2011 at 12:11 AM
Thank you for reminding me that singledom is not iscolated to the African continent, but has become a world-wide phenomenon!! Thank you for the laughs you have invoked and the soul searching you have caused me to undergo in finding out why I’m single too.
December 26th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
I’m glad you’ve had such a profound response!
I started this just for a couple of laughs, but seeing the way people have responded to it have really made it worth while!
Thanks so much!
January 18th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
This blog cracks me up, I love it 🙂
January 18th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Thanks! I’m so glad you’ve enjoyed reading it!
February 12th, 2012 at 7:49 AM
hilarious! you crack me up…
February 14th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I’m glad I could bring a smile haha
March 12th, 2012 at 3:08 AM
Dude, I put you on a pedestal for this and all your blogs that I follow. Literally cried from laughing! You make my days. Thanks for being a genious 🙂
March 20th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
I feel honored!
Thank you so much!!!
May 30th, 2012 at 1:21 AM
I mentioned you and your blog as a candidate for the “Versatile Blogger Award”:
http://picturebandit.wordpress.com/awards-auszeichnungen/
Namaste
P-B
PS: if your not in to awards… don’t stress it just take it as a compliment 😉
May 30th, 2012 at 8:04 AM
Thanks! I’m preparing my thesis defense these days, but I will try and get to it!
And I do take it as quite the compliment, so thank you!
June 27th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
I love this blog. I am glad I am not the only awkward mess of a homo out there!
June 27th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Glad I’m not alone out there haha
June 28th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
These are wonderful, Calhoun; what’s particularly great is the illustrative way that all the posts make up a multi-faceted mosaic of the single male’s life. Keep up the good work: it’s comforting to know that there’s more awkward men out there!
June 28th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Glad you’ve enjoyed reading!
September 10th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
What a brilliant and hilarious blog! Is it bad that some of them I would say are actually awesomely endearing qualities?
September 20th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
No, I’m glad I could endear myself to you!
December 5th, 2012 at 8:07 AM
Your blog is simply Great :). You never fail to make me smile. One of the most valuable qualities one can possess! Thank You!
December 5th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Aw, that seriously made my day! I’m glad I could make you smile!
December 19th, 2012 at 6:55 AM
Just spent the last 20 minutes reading this. I laughed. Alot. Thus I felt compelled to comment and share this news with you.
December 31st, 2012 at 8:11 AM
Haha always glad to hear I make people laugh! Thanks for the tremendous compliment!
March 25th, 2013 at 1:30 PM
I’m a twenty-one year old sorority girl at a large state university. Your blog is the most hilarious/accurate description of my life that i’ve ever read. I randomly found this & i’m so glad I did. I started laughing in the middle of class, and everyone turned & stared. That’s probably another reason why i’m still single.
March 26th, 2013 at 6:00 AM
Well, I’m pretty mortified that I made you laugh during class… but, ya know what? Nah, I’m just happy I made ya laugh haha
April 29th, 2013 at 9:16 PM
I love reading your blog, Calhoun… I’ve said it before… but your humour always makes me grin and I’ve even recommended it to a friend who has the same sarcastic, sorry, dry sense of humour that I do…
I’ve never done that before.
Anyway… I do hope you meet someone… sincerely… just remember… then you have to change the name to “reasons why I’m no longer single” 🙂
June 26th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
I shave my legs AND bathe on a regular basis. Why am I still single? I’m hoping this blog has the answer.
Maybe publicly admitting that I shave my legs and bathe regularly and expecting to be praised for it is the reason. Hm.
July 16th, 2013 at 8:39 AM
Nah, that makes you cool in my book… we’ll get to the bottom of this!