Tag Archives: Single

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #642

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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I don’t like to brag, but… who owns every Scooby-Doo on DVD?
Yeah… it’s this guy.

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #641

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

This is what I did on my first day off in a week.
I present to you… BATDOG!

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #640

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Some grossly domestic couples hold hands in their sleep.
Last night, I woke up to my boyfriend sleeping, holding my penis.
Awww, how romantic, right?


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #639

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Last night, my roommate said, “I think I like your boyfriend more than you.”
My response?
“I have physically been inside him. Pretty sure I win.”

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #638

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Lately, I’ve been having a lot of sex dreams… the only catch?
They all feature the guy that I’m actually having sex with.
I mean, the one place where it’s not cheating…


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #637

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Did I stay up til 5 AM, downloading the Halloween special, The Flinstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone?
I dunno, it’s possible. Some might say likely, even… yeah, I did- I mean, I totally did.


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #636

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Fun fact: it will take approximately 3.27 miles on your morning run before a kindly garbage collector will tell you you’ve been running with bird shit in your hair.