Reasons Why I’m Still Single
Just last week I got yelled at for being not being able to say the word “penis.”
Peeper. Wee wee. Junk. Danger Zone.
But never penis. I am 25 years old.
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January 14th, 2013 at 4:47 AM
HA! I call it a “peeny” – I’m 31
January 14th, 2013 at 8:09 PM
I’m gonna see if I can slip that one into casual conversation… test the waters on that one, cuz that might be my new favorite
January 15th, 2013 at 4:20 AM
People will look at you like they have no clue what you’re talking about, but they know what it means. They know.
January 15th, 2013 at 7:46 AM
Oh, they know…