01/07/2013

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #497

By Calhoun

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Just last week I got yelled at for being not being able to say the word “penis.”
Peeper. Wee wee. Junk. Danger Zone.
But never penis. I am 25 years old.

About Calhoun

Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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4 responses to “Reasons Why I’m Still Single #497”

awkwardcharm
January 14th, 2013 at 4:47 AM

HA! I call it a “peeny” – I’m 31

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- Calhoun
  January 14th, 2013 at 8:09 PM
  
  I’m gonna see if I can slip that one into casual conversation… test the waters on that one, cuz that might be my new favorite
  
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  - awkwardcharm
    January 15th, 2013 at 4:20 AM
    
    People will look at you like they have no clue what you’re talking about, but they know what it means. They know.
  - Calhoun
    January 15th, 2013 at 7:46 AM
    
    Oh, they know…

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