Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single #588

Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single

I’m that guy: the one who’s “taking a picture of the dog” but is really taking a picture of the dog and the guy he’s dating… ya know, so he can brag?
Man I hate myself so hard…

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #305

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

I got into a nerd-off with a friend from high school.
Clearly I won.