Tag Archives: Dating

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #643

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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This weekend, my mother met my boyfriend.
She actually liked him.
Ugh, is there anything worse than dating someone your mother approves of?

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #635

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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A damn good reason I’m still single?
Cuz most people actually know whether they’re single or not… dating is tricky territory, okay?!?


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #624

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Pretty sure my favorite part of the whole dating experience is the eating part…


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #623

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Because my love life is similar to that of the gay Magellan penguins at the San Francisco zoo...

Because my love life is similar to that of the gay Magellan penguins at the San Francisco zoo…

We’ve been broken up for about a month… and only backslid, like, 5 times?
Ya know what? Progress is slow, okay?!?


Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single #610

Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single

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The other night, my boyfriend and I had a really important discussion about our relationship.
We agreed that we both love each other, but it’s still too early to fart in front of one another.


Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single #609

Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single

Zinc-Pills

When my boyfriend went to work yesterday, I did the only natural thing to do when left alone for 8 hours.
I snooped.
On his dresser table was a bag of pills.
All I could think was, “oh great, I managed to catch myself another Speed freak.”
… turns out, it was just Zinc. Oops.


Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single #588

Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single

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I’m that guy: the one who’s “taking a picture of the dog” but is really taking a picture of the dog and the guy he’s dating… ya know, so he can brag?
Man I hate myself so hard…