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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #639

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Last night, my roommate said, “I think I like your boyfriend more than you.”
My response?
“I have physically been inside him. Pretty sure I win.”

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #271

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

It’s always nice to meet new people who begin the conversation with, “Oh, I remember you! You’re the guy who hooked up with my roommate!”