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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #643

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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This weekend, my mother met my boyfriend.
She actually liked him.
Ugh, is there anything worse than dating someone your mother approves of?

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #122

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

The past two dreams I’ve had involved my mother walking in on me and a pick-up line in the form of a Nancy Pelosi quote.
I think even my sub-conscious is ashamed of my lack of a sex life.