Tag Archives: Karl

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #641

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

This is what I did on my first day off in a week.
I present to you… BATDOG!

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #619

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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We’re, uh- yeah, we’re still working on boundaries…


Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single #607

Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single

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I can’t tell you how many times Karl has barged into the bathroom and started sniffing me mid-stream.
I mean, does he not get that he’s about to get peed on, through no fault of my own?


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #566

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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This is how I sleep.
The dog’s elbows digging into my abs.


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #560

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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This. This is what people of when they think of my dog and I.
… I’m okay with that.


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #559

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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I cleaned these sheets yesterday.
The hazards of having a dog on the bed.
Damnit, Karl, this is why we can’t have nice things!


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #558

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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My dog and I are so co-dependent, I didn’t notice he was in the bathroom with me until I was mid-pee…