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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #643

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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This weekend, my mother met my boyfriend.
She actually liked him.
Ugh, is there anything worse than dating someone your mother approves of?


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #540

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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When I first got into Charlotte, my mama only made one Unabomber joke about the way I look.
Ya know what that’s called, folks? That’s called progress.


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #494

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Source: Showtime

Source: Showtime

While most people spend the holidays with family, I decided my time would be better spent developing an addiction for televised dysfunction.
I watched two seasons of Shameless in as many days.


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #95

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

My father, ladies and gentlemen...

I always get excited when I get a text at, like, one in the morning on a Monday. I can’t explain it, it makes me feel popular.
Well, I feel popular until I realize that it’s almost always my dad…