Tag Archives: Dreams

Reasons Why I’m Still Single #638

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Lately, I’ve been having a lot of sex dreams… the only catch?
They all feature the guy that I’m actually having sex with.
I mean, the one place where it’s not cheating…


Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single #614

Reasons Why I Should Still Be Single

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Last night I dreamt Max (from Happy Endings) and I were dating.
It’s my fantasy and the highest I aim for is Max?
I gotta talk to somebody about my self-esteem…


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #567

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Last night I had a dream that Ted Danson and I ran a B & B together, so… ya know, I’ve got that goin’ for me…


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #552

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Last night I had a dream that a Latina mother of seven tried to seduce me with the promise of sugary cereals, which is totally weird. I mean, I don’t even like Cinnamon Toast Crunch… oh yeah, and the whole thing where I’m gay.


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #520

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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It’s a problem when your friends start telling you about how you went crazy and killed everyone in their dream last night.
It’s an even bigger problem when it’s happened two times in as many weeks…


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #505

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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I’m such a underachiever, I had a dream that I quit my job last night.
Oh yeah, I also dreamed that I had a job to quit.


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #338

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Last night, I had a dream that I had a sex dream.
I’ve seen Inception too many goddamn times.