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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #643

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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This weekend, my mother met my boyfriend.
She actually liked him.
Ugh, is there anything worse than dating someone your mother approves of?

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #640

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Some grossly domestic couples hold hands in their sleep.
Last night, I woke up to my boyfriend sleeping, holding my penis.
Awww, how romantic, right?


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #639

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Last night, my roommate said, “I think I like your boyfriend more than you.”
My response?
“I have physically been inside him. Pretty sure I win.”

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