Reasons Why I’m Still Single #628

Reasons Why I’m Still Single


Woke up this morning with a stain on my pillow, and I couldn’t tell if it was hot sauce or blood.
Naturally, I licked it.
… there’s gotta be a better test than that, right?

P.S. totally hot sauce, it’s fine.


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Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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