Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Woke up this morning with a stain on my pillow, and I couldn’t tell if it was hot sauce or blood.
Naturally, I licked it.
… there’s gotta be a better test than that, right?
P.S. totally hot sauce, it’s fine.
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August 31st, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Ha! This is rich. #HotSauceOnErryThang