Reasons Why I’m Still Single #627

Reasons Why I’m Still Single


In a delightfully misguided gesture, my new roommate told me he was “okay with me [you] being gay.”
My response?
“Glad you’re cool with it, but, eh- even if you weren’t, I’m still gonna be banging dudes in the room right next to yours.”
… probably could’ve had a little more tact.


About Calhoun

Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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