Reasons Why I’m Still Single #552

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Last night I had a dream that a Latina mother of seven tried to seduce me with the promise of sugary cereals, which is totally weird. I mean, I don’t even like Cinnamon Toast Crunch… oh yeah, and the whole thing where I’m gay.


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Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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