Reasons Why I’m Still Single
At work, I heard “the one with the fucked up name?”
Naturally, I responded, “Yeah, it’s Calhoun. I heard ‘fucked up name,’ what’s up?”
“You didn’t hear the first part! I said, ‘who’s the cute one with the fucked up name?'”
Ya know what? The fact that I respond to “fucked up name” isn’t great, but I’m still callin’ that one a win.