Reasons Why I’m Still Single #531

Reasons Why I’m Still Single


The other day, one of my friends asked me if I’d be willing to babysit his toddler.
I said that I would, but that I’d also probably use the baby to get dudes.
Points for honesty?


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2 responses to “Reasons Why I’m Still Single #531

  • thelastsongiheard

    LOL As a halfway divorced dad, do you know how many single moms have shown an interest in me during all the visits my young son and I have made to the park over the past few years?

    None at all.

    And that’s with a real English accent LOL

    *Disclaimer – I would like to point out, for the record, that I don’t go to the park to score with the single moms LOL Neither do I ever hope or expect to…

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