Reasons Why I’m Still Single #509

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Evidently my dog has an arm pit fetish...

Evidently my dog has an arm pit fetish…

No matter how many times the dog wakes me up by farting in face, I’m pretty sure it’s animal abuse when the roles are reversed…
not that I did that this morning.

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Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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