Reasons Why I’m Still Single #449

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

The other day at the grocery store, I was picking up some food essentials: some veggie burgers, a bag of chicken breasts, and some other things.
The young woman who was ringing me up, in an effort to make polite conversation, asked if I was having a cookout that night.
“No, no, I just always eat like shit.”
She laughed a little while I died inside.


About Calhoun

Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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