Reasons Why I’m Still Single #440

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

When I woke up this morning, I found a perfectly formed square of drool on my pillow.
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About Calhoun

Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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