Reasons Why I’m Still Single #439

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Every so often, people will come up to me when I’m walking the dog and say, “Aw, you’re so cute… just like your owner.”
The only thing I can think of is, “Wait, so I’m hot like a dog?” or “Do dogs get you, ya know, going? Like, is that a thing for you?”
Neither are very popular responses.


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