Reasons Why I’m Still Single #431

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

My roommate and I always give each other a hard time. He always calls me a slut and I always call him a loser cuz he’s not getting laid. These types of verbal sparring matches happen all the time and, well, usually end badly. For instance, the game changer the other day?

“Yeah, well at least I had to get an AIDS test the other day!”

… there have gotta be better ways to say you’re getting laid, right?

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Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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