Reasons Why I’m Still Single
My roommate and I always give each other a hard time. He always calls me a slut and I always call him a loser cuz he’s not getting laid. These types of verbal sparring matches happen all the time and, well, usually end badly. For instance, the game changer the other day?
“Yeah, well at least I had to get an AIDS test the other day!”
… there have gotta be better ways to say you’re getting laid, right?