Reason Why I’m Still Single
While I was sleeping last night, somebody turned on the air conditioning. Now, I’m not sure if this is an overshare, but I tend to sleep in just my boxer briefs so naturally, when I woke up, it was a little cold.
“Jesus, it’s fuckin’ colder than Hoth in here…”
When those are the first words out of your mouth in the morning, you lose the right to question why you’re waking up alone…