Reason Why I’m Still Single #404

Reason Why I’m Still Single

While I was sleeping last night, somebody turned on the air conditioning. Now, I’m not sure if this is an overshare, but I tend to sleep in just my boxer briefs so naturally, when I woke up, it was a little cold.
“Jesus, it’s fuckin’ colder than Hoth in here…”
When those are the first words out of your mouth in the morning, you lose the right to question why you’re waking up alone…


About Calhoun

Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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