Reasons Why I’m Still Single #400

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Ya know, I looked into the mirror as I was brushing my teeth this morning and as the toothpaste started foaming, it struck me.
I bear an uncanny resemblance to a rabid howler monkey when I brush my teeth.

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Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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