Reasons Why I’m Still Single #390

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Adorable. “Adorable” is a kitten wrapped in a blanket. “Adorable” is a 5-year old that pronounces “sorry” as “sowwy.”
At 25 years old, I am not “adorable.”

… next person who calls me “adorable” is getting a fork to the testicles.


About Calhoun

Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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