Reasons Why I’m Still Single #374

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

The glassware littering my bedroom floor consists of five empty beer bottles, two empty bottles of whiskey, one empty bottle of pre-mixed margaritas, one bottle of tequila, and a glass with chocolate syrup still in it from my chocolate milk last night just for good measure.
Hope everyone had as drunken an Independence Day as I did.

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About Calhoun

Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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