Reasons Why I’m Still Single #281

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Lemme walk you through my exchange with the clerk last night as I bought a bottle of wine…

CLERK: So, any special plans for Valentine’s Day? (Referring to the wine)
ME: Nah, I’m just stayin’ in tonight.
CLERK: (Awkward silence)… hey, random question.
ME: Yes?
CLERK: Did you just brush your teeth before you came here?
ME: Yeah… wow, sorry, I didn’t realize I was close enough for you to smell my breath…
CLERK: Oh no, it’s not that. There’s still some in your beard…


About Calhoun

Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone. View all posts by Calhoun

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