Reasons Why I’m Still Single
Last Sunday, I went to the store and bought a 12 pack of Goose Island and some Jose Cuervo.
In a polite gesture, the young woman ringing me up said, “Oh, are you having a party tonight?”
I looked at her kinda crazy before I replied, “Who has a party on Sunday night?”
I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was just an average Sunday for me.