Reasons Why I’m Still Single

I was pretending to be a Twizzlers vampire… back off.
I’m 25 years old and I still play with my food.
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About Calhoun
Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper?
Welcome to my life.
I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone.
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January 28th, 2013 at 7:00 PM
Yes, but do you make scale models of Devil’s Tower in Wyoming with your mashed potato?
February 1st, 2013 at 10:04 AM
I wish I had that kinda talent!