Reasons Why I’m Still Single #644

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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As I look around my room, at my bed, my TV, and my mini fridge, I suddenly realized, “Huh, I think I get those Doomsday Preppers after all…”


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #643

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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This weekend, my mother met my boyfriend.
She actually liked him.
Ugh, is there anything worse than dating someone your mother approves of?


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #642

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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I don’t like to brag, but… who owns every Scooby-Doo on DVD?
Yeah… it’s this guy.


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #641

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

This is what I did on my first day off in a week.
I present to you… BATDOG!

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #640

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Some grossly domestic couples hold hands in their sleep.
Last night, I woke up to my boyfriend sleeping, holding my penis.
Awww, how romantic, right?


Reasons Why I’m Still Single #639

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

Last night, my roommate said, “I think I like your boyfriend more than you.”
My response?
“I have physically been inside him. Pretty sure I win.”

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Reasons Why I’m Still Single #638

Reasons Why I’m Still Single

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Lately, I’ve been having a lot of sex dreams… the only catch?
They all feature the guy that I’m actually having sex with.
I mean, the one place where it’s not cheating…


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